Dirty Jokes

Joke: Why did the man get arrested after he was found with his 15-year-old escort?

Joke: I ran into a man today who knew absolutely nothing about anatomy. I had to explain to him that their was a vas deferens between a testicle and penis.

Joke: What race is the number one at getting horny all the time

Joke: How does Jackie Chan masturbate?

Joke: Tyler and his wife Kallie go to Las Vegas. They get to their room and they find a card for a prostitute. Kallie cannot believe it and wants to see if the prostitute will really come. Tyler calls the number on the card and says "Can you come to Trump Hotel, room 1445?"

An hour later they hear a knock on the door and Kallie hides in the bathroom. A woman comes in and says "Hi. My name is Destiny."

Tyler asks her "How much do you charge?"

The prostitute replies "$500 per hour."

Tyler says "I was thinking more around $25" and the prostitute looks at him disguised and walks out.

Later Tyler and Kallie are at the bar getting drinks and Destiny walks up to Tyler and says "See, that's what $25 gets you!"