Dirty Jokes

Joke: What is green and eats nuts?

Joke: What is a porn star's favorite drink?

Joke: A sailor walks into a bathroom and sees a kid looking at him. The kid asks him, "Mister, are you a sailor?"


The kid says yes and puts the hat on. A few minutes later a marine walks into the bathroom and the kid is staring at him, "Mister, are you a marine?"

He replies, "Yeah... Why? You wanna hold my dick or something?"

The kid replies, "No thanks. I'm not a sailor, I'm just wearing his hat."

Joke: Why does the blonde put perfume all over her ankles?

Joke: What do lesbian vampires say after sex?