Dirty Jokes

Joke: The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Joke: A man climbs into bed and sets a glass of water and aspirin on his wife's bedside table. She tells him, "I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Good, let's fuck!"

Joke: What happened when Snoopy found out his girlfriend was cheating on him?

Joke: What's the difference between a blonde girl and an NHL player?

Joke: What's worse than ants in your pants?