Dirty Jokes

Joke: Little Johnny is in anatomy class one day when his teacher asks him a question while pointing at the male genitalia, "Little Johnny, what is this?"

Little Johnny replies excitedly, "I know! My dad has two of them! A little one for peeing and a big one for brushing my mom's teeth!"

Joke: What do you call a successful sperm?

Joke: What two things are parents worried about these days?

Joke: Jokes about feminine hygiene aren't funny... Period!

Joke: A husband and wife are having a night in. The wife is in the bathroom and the husband calls to her "Honey, you want to fool around?"

As the wife walks over to the bed she falls on her face and the husband says "Oh no! Honey, are you okay? Come here and I'll kiss it."

After they are done the wife gets up to use the bathroom again and falls once again. The husband looks at her, rolls over, and says "Clumsy bitch."