Dirty Jokes

Joke: A woman is packing up and about to leaver her husband. When he asks her where she plans on going she says, "I'm going to Las Vegas, I can get $100 a blowjob there."

He laughs and replies, "Good luck living on $300 a year."

Joke: How many Freudian's does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: What can we learn from surprise morning blowjobs?

Joke: What gets bigger every time you see your wife?

Joke: An American, an Englishman, and a Mexican are in a hot air balloon. After being stranded for a few hours the Englishman drops a teabag out of the balloon and says, "We have too many of these in my country."

The Mexican than throws a borrito out of the balloon and says, "We have way too many of these in my country."

Then the American throws the Mexican out of the balloon. The Englishman asks him, "Why did you do that?!"

He replies, "He slept with my wife."