Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.


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Joke: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is common sense.


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Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.


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Joke: Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, Chuck invented the visible light color spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.


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Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.


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