Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.

Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.

Joke: Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.