Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.

Joke: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

Joke: A lot of people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.