Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.


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Joke: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.


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Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.


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Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


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Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.


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