Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Jalapenos dare each other to taste Chuck Norris.

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.

Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.