Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: When Chuck Norris robs a bank he phones it in.

Joke: Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a cellphone car charger. It only takes 5 minutes to charge his car.

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.