Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.

Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.

Joke: Chuck Norris can spell any word with M&M's.