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Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.
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Joke: Some people juggle chainsaws, Chuck Norris chainsaws jugglers.
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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't use Twitter, he follows everybody.
Joke: Chuck Norris killed Kenny... But he's no bastard.
Joke: Chuck Norris was not born into this world. Chuck Norris was unleashed upon it.
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