Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.

Joke: Some people juggle chainsaws, Chuck Norris chainsaws jugglers.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't use Twitter, he follows everybody.

Joke: Chuck Norris killed Kenny... But he's no bastard.

Joke: Chuck Norris was not born into this world. Chuck Norris was unleashed upon it.