Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.


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Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.


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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.


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Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.


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Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.


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