Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.

Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.