Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: Some people say the answer to everything is Chuck Norris, this is also Chuck Norris' shoe size. Coincidence?