Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Joke: Chuck Norris was up to bat in baseball... He struck out the pitcher.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.

Joke: Chuck Norris went on Man Vs. Wild once, wild lost.