Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.

Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.

Joke: Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.

Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.