Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Jack be nimble and Jack be quick. But not even Jack could avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Joke: Chuck Norris once braided Mr. Clean's hair.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.

Joke: If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, so should you.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.