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Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
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Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.
Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.
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Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.
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Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.
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