Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.

Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.

Joke: Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.