Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.


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Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.


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Joke: Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.


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Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.


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Joke: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.


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