Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.


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Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.


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Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.


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Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.


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Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.


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