Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.

Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.

Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.