Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Joke: Chuck Norris once braided Mr. Clean's hair.

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited Iraq once. The U.S. immediately began a search for weapons of mass destruction.

Joke: Chuck Norris' driving test was rough. He had to fail the instructor.