Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once drowned an entire army... In the Sahara desert.

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.

Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.