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Joke: Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Joke: Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.

Joke: Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.

Joke: Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.

Joke: Chuck Norris won the Tour De France but was disqualified for riding a unicycle.