Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.

Joke: Chuck Norris drank his first beer at the age of 21... Seconds that is.

Joke: Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, Chuck invented the visible light color spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name, nothing gets between Chuck and Norris.