Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is common sense.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.

Joke: Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, Chuck invented the visible light color spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.

Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.