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Joke: The movie '300' was originally supposed to be called '1' and star Chuck Norris. But nobody would pay to see a million Persians die in 10 seconds.
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Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.
Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.
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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.
Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.
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