Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: The movie '300' was originally supposed to be called '1' and star Chuck Norris. But nobody would pay to see a million Persians die in 10 seconds.

Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.

Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.