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Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.
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Joke: Jalapenos dare each other to taste Chuck Norris.
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Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.
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Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.
Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.
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