Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.

Joke: Jalapenos dare each other to taste Chuck Norris.

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.

Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.