Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.

Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.

Joke: If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, so should you.

Joke: Chuck Norris killed Kenny... But he's no bastard.