Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was an only child... Eventually.

Joke: When the police dial 911 they get Chuck Norris.

Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.

Joke: When Chuck Norris robs a bank he phones it in.

Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.