Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.

Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.