Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris killed Kenny... But he's no bastard.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't use Twitter, he follows everybody.

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.