Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Joke: Chuck Norris always wins Connect Four, with three moves.

Joke: Chuck Norris once decided to play Russian roulette by himself with a loaded gun. He won.