Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.

Joke: Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.