Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."

Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.