Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.

Joke: Bullies shove nerds into lockers, Chuck Norris shoves bullies into nerds.

Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.