Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.

Joke: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: Chuck Norris' main export is pain.