Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep!

Joke: Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

Joke: The movie '300' was originally supposed to be called '1' and star Chuck Norris. But nobody would pay to see a million Persians die in 10 seconds.

Joke: Chuck Norris' driving test was rough. He had to fail the instructor.