Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris eats his steak with a spoon.

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.

Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.