Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd, he has an entire constellation.

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.