Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.

Joke: Chuck Norris placed first in a race... The human race.

Joke: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo's hiding.

Joke: Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.