Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Joke: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies... You may know him as 'The Force.'

Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.