Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Some people juggle chainsaws, Chuck Norris chainsaws jugglers.

Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.

Joke: Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he takes blood baths.