Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris placed first in a race... The human race.

Joke: Jalapenos dare each other to taste Chuck Norris.

Joke: For Chuck Norris all bottles are squeeze bottles.

Joke: The sun can't look at Chuck Norris without blinking.

Joke: While you are reading this 4,721 men will have died from roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris.