Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he takes blood baths.

Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Joke: Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.