Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: The sun can't look at Chuck Norris without blinking.

Joke: While you are reading this 4,721 men will have died from roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris.

Joke: Some people juggle chainsaws, Chuck Norris chainsaws jugglers.

Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.

Joke: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.