Joke #706

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.