Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: A company once made Chuck Norris toilet paper. The only problem was Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.

Joke: Chuck Norris killed Kenny... But he's no bastard.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.