Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies... You may know him as 'The Force.'

Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Chuck Norris gets 1600 on the SAT just for writing his name.