Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep!

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.

Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Joke: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.